||[Dec. 8th, 2005|08:30 am]
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In October, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In February, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). Last week, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In June, I fed magikmama to a Shoggoth (250 points). In May, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In November, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-370 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant, tivil
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